Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Bonfire in Boston is currently offering the “A-Roid” cocktail. The drink is a shot of El Mejor tequila, straight up, with a “Performance-Enhancing Boost of Spicy Tomato ‘Juice’ ” (smoked tomatoes, tomato juice, lemon juice, Tabasco, and jalapenos). The “juice” is served in a syringe (sans needle), so that you can either inject it into the shot or use it as a chaser.  Now that is pretty fucking funny. (Source: Dishing)

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It’s kind of like Twitter plus 185… a microblogging site where the entries begin with “Today…” and end with “FML” (Fuck my life.)


Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied “It’s not the cat you should worry about”. FML

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read “That’s for what you did to Hannah you fuck”. Hannah? FML

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

Good pick-me-up on a day when you need to be reminded that it could be much, much worse.

In other news, the picture of Jim Halpert up there has little to do with this entry and more to do with his typical “Jim-face” (which is really the only response you can have to  most of these FMLs). But… The Office after the Super Bowl was pretty hilarious, huh?

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