Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

…and if that’s not enough, Babeland sex stores will be rewarding voters with sex toys from November 4th-11th. You need your voter registration card or ballot stub, the offer is good at any location in New York. Brooklyn, 462 Bergen Street. Do Sarah Palin proud.

I’d provide you with a website or something, but I’m at work.

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“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’ To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”

– Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters (Courtesy of Perez!)

“[Sarah Palin] said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country. You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly: fuck you.”

John Stewart at Northeastern University

Get off your ass and vote on November 4.


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