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I still don’t feel bad for you, Alex Rodriguez…

 

…fat chance “the American people” will judge your career based on this season and whatever happens afterwards…

 

 

Also, let’s do a math problem.

 

2008/9-1975 (year you were born) = 33 years old

“I was stupid and naive [ blah blah blah, tommyrot, claptrap, etc.] when I was young and 21 years old or so”

33-21=12; 2008-12= 1996

2008-(2001/2003)= 5-7 years ago/ 26-28 years old.

I think what I’m trying to say is, “you suck at math, and at life” (can I get an “and goaltending”? in there somewhere, please?)

 

Still hate you! 🙂

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FAIL.

FAIL.

For some reason, my post on A-Roid didn’t go through, and popped up in the past. Scroll down to check it out, or click here. w00t.

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Alex Rodriguez and his... lovely(?) wife

Alex Rodriguez and his... lovely(?) wife

The thing that pisses me off is that whether or not he feels bad, or he cried in Peter Gammons’ arms, or wishes he could take everything back, or just thought it was because “he deserved to be among the best players in the game,” I still can’t help but feel like he only admitted to steroid use because someone was like “Dude. You need to admit to this. Because now even more people hate you. Like, they want you to stop playing baseball and give all your money back, and you’ll be nobody again.” And that’s all. I can’t believe that he means it. It’s just positive attention, now, to try to get people to feel bad for him. Just another crapstain in the ol’ pinstriped tidy-whiteys! 😀

 

I also watched Major League last night with Giovanni (“Look at this fuckin’ guy”), and we laughed especially hard when we realized that the idiot first baseman triple crown winner  (portrayed by real life pitcher Pete Vuckovich) looks just like the (former) Yankees’ also steroid-using first baseman Jason Giambi. Hmm!

 

 

 

Jason Giambi doing stupid (and performance enhancing drugs).

Jason Giambi doing stupid (and performance enhancing drugs).

 

Pete Vuckovich doing awesome (Hey, Taylor, how's your wife and my kids?")

Pete Vuckovich doing awesome (Hey, Taylor, how's your wife and my kids?")

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even President Barack Obama said that it was “depressing” for the nation’s youth to see that this schmuck used steroids… Now, if only we could figure out who put Roger Clemens’ DNA in those vials of McNamee’s performance enhancers… 

 

Pitchers and catchers tomorrow! Hooray!

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I Hope This Is True

Apparently David Kennedy from Angels & Airwaves has confirmed that a new Blink-182 record is coming out.  This apparently came during a chat on modlife.  Ap.net first reported this, and they’ve said that as far as they know, everything about the chat and stuff is valid.  We already know that Blink is reuniting to present at the Grammys, but let’s hope this rumor becomes true.  Visual evidence after the jump. (more…)

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